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The Scoop On Health Care Reform

Mar 21, 07:08 PM -- by Chaz

I know. You have concerns. You’re worried. I’m not really worried, but then again, I’m a reader.

Because I love you and want to calm you, I contacted an esteemed group of doctors and asked them what we can expect after the inevitable passing of the Health Care Reform Bill. Here’s what they said:

Dr. Raymond Stantz: “Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!”

Dr. Egon Spengler: “Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…”

Winston Zeddmore: “The dead rising from the grave!”

Dr. Peter Venkman: “Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!”

I also paged Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard for their opinions, but they have not yet responded.

Take a deep breath, people, and calm the fuck down!! Our Republic will survive and live on…

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