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They Found Me Through Google, Pt. I

Jan 25, 04:18 PM -- by Chaz

There are a lot of weird people out there searching for a lot of even weirder things. Many of the weird end up on these pages, and through the magic of analytics, I can tell what search terms they used that brought them here. So, whenever I see a search term in my statistics that makes me giggle, I’m gonna post the search and the result that brought them here to my humble little corner of the web. I generally check my stats every week or so and this will give me an excuse to recycle some of my older posts—making it look like I’m working harder at this than I really am!

Kicking off the inaugural installment is the search term: Strip Bingo. This site popped up as the 7th result. The post was originally written in a sweaty July some years ago (I didn’t have the year turned on), and was originally on The Dropping Balls, the blog dedicated to my old Trivial Bingo scam. Here it is:

Strip Bingo! · Jul 31, 07:56 PM

From the Modest Proposal Department at TrivB Central:

99.9 % of the people agree that this heat is pretty freakin’ oppressive. TrivB wants to do it’s part to help you beat the heat, so August is hereby proclaimed: Strip Bingo Month! Make sure you wear your cleanest skivvies to The Gravity Pub on one of the 5 Tuesdays in August as we bare all for Atlanta’s favorite alcohol fueled fun fest!

Playing couldn’t be easier: At some unknown point during the TrivB festivities, Chaz will declare a game to be Strip Bingo! Then if he calls out a ball that you don’t have, simply remove an article of clothing! The first person naked wins a free drink! There will be winners in other fun categories and games, too! Check it out:

• Most Interesting Undies
• Birthmark most resembling Chaz
• The “No, Really, Leave It On” Award
• Stuck To The Chair
• No Tan Lines Achievement Award
• Lap Dancer Musical Chairs
• “Stuff A Sock In It!”

Don’t miss out! Drop by! We wanna see all of you!

Of course, it was just a joke and we did no such thing—hence the “Modest Proposal” line at the top of the post. Think about it; if you removed an article of clothing for every number you didn’t have, you’d be all nakey in short order. It sounds like it could be fun, but in reality it would probably be pretty sad…

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