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02/08/2010 04:20 AMCheck, 1, 2, 3…
02/08/2010 03:39 AMHere’s a couple of my pals that were on the bill for the big gig this past Friday. They spanked our butts… musically that is…
02/06/2010 11:32 AMThey are great fun to watch when they’re cavorting about the back yard, but the minute you put the camera on them…
02/04/2010 10:52 AMSo, Chris Griffin and I are still set to open up for Eddie Spaghetti at The Gravity Pub on Friday night (Feb. 5th), but now there is some confusion as to when we’re going to start. It seems that Josh, the owner of The Grav, remembered that I’m playing, but thought I was playing WITH Cletis (the second act up)… even though Josh and myself hashed out the details as to how long my set would be, what I would need in regards to the PA, etc.
So, even though the tickets -- er, excuse me – the invitations for the private party (available at The Gravity Pub for $18 with some probably available at the door come show night) say the show starts at 9:30, it looks like we’re going on closer to 9pm. Maybe before 9, maybe after 9. Maybe at 3pm.
Anyway, to all those who’ve asked, I have passed on this bit of wisdom: Don’t spend $18 dollars to see me. However, if you’re a Supersuckers/Eddie Spaghetti fan and want to see Eddie play in a neat little setting, definitely check it out. There will be a few surprise guests and it won’t be very crowded as they’re only making a few tickets invitations available.
02/02/2010 10:16 AMI rock.
G'head, try and beat me...
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01/26/2010 04:31 PM 01/25/2010 04:18 PMThere are a lot of weird people out there searching for a lot of even weirder things. Many of the weird end up on these pages, and through the magic of analytics, I can tell what search terms they used that brought them here. So, whenever I see a search term in my statistics that makes me giggle, I’m gonna post the search and the result that brought them here to my humble little corner of the web. I generally check my stats every week or so and this will give me an excuse to recycle some of my older posts—making it look like I’m working harder at this than I really am!
Kicking off the inaugural installment is the search term: Strip Bingo. This site popped up as the 7th result. The post was originally written in a sweaty July some years ago (I didn’t have the year turned on), and was originally on The Dropping Balls, the blog dedicated to my old Trivial Bingo scam. Here it is:
Strip Bingo! · Jul 31, 07:56 PM
From the Modest Proposal Department at TrivB Central:
99.9 % of the people agree that this heat is pretty freakin’ oppressive. TrivB wants to do it’s part to help you beat the heat, so August is hereby proclaimed: Strip Bingo Month! Make sure you wear your cleanest skivvies to The Gravity Pub on one of the 5 Tuesdays in August as we bare all for Atlanta’s favorite alcohol fueled fun fest!
Playing couldn’t be easier: At some unknown point during the TrivB festivities, Chaz will declare a game to be Strip Bingo! Then if he calls out a ball that you don’t have, simply remove an article of clothing! The first person naked wins a free drink! There will be winners in other fun categories and games, too! Check it out:
- Most Interesting Undies
- Birthmark most resembling Chaz
- The “No, Really, Leave It On” Award
- Stuck To The Chair
- No Tan Lines Achievement Award
- Lap Dancer Musical Chairs
- “Stuff A Sock In It!”
Don’t miss out! Drop by! We wanna see all of you!
Of course, it was just a joke and we did no such thing—hence the “Modest Proposal” line at the top of the post. Think about it; if you removed an article of clothing for every number you didn’t have, you’d be all nakey in short order. It sounds like it could be fun, but in reality it would probably be pretty sad…
01/24/2010 05:25 AMQuote of for the year:
Much indeed to be regretted, party disputes are now carried to such a length, and truth is so enveloped in mist and false representation, that it is extremely difficult to know through what channel to seek it. This difficulty to one, who is of no party, and whose sole wish is to pursue with undeviating steps a path which would lead this country to respectability, wealth, and happiness, is exceedingly to be lamented. But such, for wise purposes, it is presumed, is the turbulence of human passions in party disputes, when victory more than truth is the palm contended for.
Brilliant, and so true these days. So who said it?
George Washington wrote it, actually, in a letter dated July 27th, 1795 to Timothy Pickering.
Too bad so many of those who claim that they are acting with this Country’s Founding Fathers as their inspiration seem to have missed this paragraph…
[ h/t The Daily Dish ]
01/22/2010 03:21 PMOkay, so I’m a wee bit late on this one, but please go check out this video.
Warning: May cause acid flashbacks…
01/14/2010 01:16 PMAh, consider the El Camino. Still a dream vehicle for the White Trash set, dontcha know. I’d be proud to park one next to my Jeep Comanche. Little known fact: the El Camino truck/car vehicles were invented in Australia. It’s true! In fact, they still make them down there and they call them “Utes.” Cute, huh?
Holden, the Aussie division of General Motors even calls their modern day El Camino the Ute. Gaze upon it’s loveliness, yet manliness:
There are rumors rumbling inside the General’s executive washroom that they may indeed bring this vehicle to the US and resurrect the Chevy El Camino nameplate. Oh, please do!
Unfortunately, we’ve heard these rumors before and they never panned out. The last time we heard about GM importing this here was for Pontiac, but then they decided to kill the brand instead. Don’t screw with me this time GM… I want one
Hell, I’ll even get a job!
[ h/t: Pickuptrucks.com via Jalopnik ]
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