Back In Biz and Better Than Ever! · Mar 22, 05:28 AM
If you've dropped by The Gravity Pub in that past few months and found that the doors have been locked, it was due to some hiccups with the licensing. I am now happy to report that the issues have all been sorted out and as of this weekend, The Grav is back open for your drinking and dining pleasure!
Lesser beings would have packed it in and moved on, taking jobs behind the counter over at the Zippy-Mart, but not the hearty folk of The Gravity. They stuck with it and faced one of the most soul-stealing ordeals that we mere mortals can bear-- dealing with the various and self-important licensing agencies that lord over us under the guise of protecting the voting public.
They navigated through the bullshit with aplomb, but they've gone a few months without being able sell a single income producing Lone Star Beer. So, I implore all my old Trivial Bingo pals and you, yes you, reading this, make The Gravity Pub your fun-time destination some day soon and buy some joy juice. These are dark days here on the Planet Crap-Lanta, so spread a little love. C'mon, you were planning on drinking anyways.
Remember: without Gravity, the Earth just sucks.
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Amen, brother.
Now if only they’d bring Bingo back.
— Vu Mar 22, 09:14 AM #
If only I would bring Bingo back… and then people showed up…
— Chaz Mar 22, 10:42 AM #