What A Prize It Would Have Been: Mustache Switchblade · Dec 17, 03:39 AM
The 'Stache is back, babe! Okay, it was back, then it kinda went away. Now it's almost as 'back' as it was a little bit ago, again.
Anyway, if your sprouting a lip monkey for the winter months, you best keep that sucker groomed, 'cause a nasty 'stache is trash and will offer up no help with the ladies. Keeping that nose hair camouflage in good order requires more than that boring 99 cent unbreakable comb in your pocket. Save that for applying the Brylcreem to the hair atop your pointy little head and spring for something with a little more flair. Something like this Switchblade Mustache Comb from the fine folks at Archie McPhee!!
Being that the gang of ballers that populated the booths and stools at The Gravity Pub for TrivB on Tuesdays loved all things knifey, this little grooming tool would've made for one sweet prize! It gets extra prize points because it's just so damned functional on top of being the coolest thing in your pants! Pushing that little button flicks that sucker open and gives you four inches of mustache taming, image enhancing, bar patron impressing bad ass-ness!
Yep. The Switchblade Mustache Comb from Archie McPhee-- The store so cool it needs an affiliate program!
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