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You Don't Need Me! · Jul 22, 09:57 PM

baller I am officially obsolete. If you've been missing TrivB at The Gravity Pub, you don't need me. You don't need me at all. What you need is this Professional Bingo Calling Box! It automatically, randomly, and digitally selects the numbers for play. Of course, it won't play Ray Wylie Hubbard songs for you or tell off-color ball jokes. Nor will it tell you today's Porn Star Birthdays, but then again, it won't get drunk on Lone Star Beer and berate you for your sad attempts at humor/trivia/dressing yourself.

It's sad, I tell you. Next thing you know sex robots are gonna take that job away from me! And what price have the fine folks at Drinkstuff placed on this mechanical marvel designed to put me out to the place where washed up ball droppers go to swap stories of the glory days? 460 American Dollars! Or just about what I got paid for an hour and a half of TrivB. Chump change!

 

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  1. Hey, my name is Mike Jacobs, and I feel like I should drop you a line. I am kind of your spiritual successor, as I am now hosting trivia nights tuesdays at Gravity. It all came about when I asked Angelica if they were still doing your show, and she said no, but they were looking to do a trivia night. Me and a friend of mine volunteered, and have been doing it for 7 weeks now. It’s a lot of fun, and I would love for you to come out sometime and join in the fun! Hope to hear from you sometime.


    — Mike Jacobs    Jul 23, 03:36 PM    #

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