Don't Have A Craptastic Fourth! · Jul 2, 12:18 PM
Seriously, don't. Have a fantastic holiday! Just keep your celebrating from getting to the point where you annoy me, because I can legally pack heat in bars in this state now!
Actually, I'll be staying on the grounds here at The Grassy Knoll for the fourth because of all the amateurs and all the shooting! Don't even think about coming by without knowing the password...
Hey, here's some YouTube goodness to get you into the Independence Day mood! Check it, it's awesome:
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