What A Prize It Would Have Been: Bacon Floss! · Jun 23, 04:58 PM
Why, if, I say if, we were still playing TrivB on Tuesday nights at The Gravity Pub, I would have to order up a gross of these little artificially flavored gems! From the fine folks at Archie McPhee, it's Bacon Dental Floss! Because everything's better with bacon on it!
If you have to cow-tow to that damned dental hygienist and her incessant whining about flossing, you might as well make it as enjoyable as possible with the taste sensation that is the essence of the pig. Just keep it away from the dog, because if poochie gets a hold of this tasty treat, there's 27.3 yards of bacon floss you'll be "threading" through the exhaust port! Ewwww!
If bacon is your flavor of choice don't forget to check out Uncle Oinker's Bacon Flavored Mints, or perhaps some bacon flavored toothpicks-- also available from McPhee. Archie McPhee-- a company so good, they need an affiliate program!
Bonus Bacon Bits! Check out Bacon Salt, because "everything should taste like bacon!" Or, for all things bacon, visit the Bacon Unwrapped blog-- it's a tasty read!
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